computerhackerman

That one addicted kid on beat saber. He plays the game while laying in his couch. He likes sucking toes and eats fries with curryketchup. He is the best curryketchup eater of Belgium and the Netherlands and Germany and France and Italy and the whole world. (He is also gay not really but I say that)

"Computerhackerman curryketchup couch beat saber professional"

by that pro gaymer March 4, 2024

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff

i slept on my computer last night

by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

computition

Competition in the computing/processing industry.

Monopolies in the computing industry fail to stimulate computition.

by Shapeless March 21, 2024

Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Computer

The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on

I love gooning with my computer

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

compuranium

Origin:
Coined by Wes Young (2026) to describe the emerging link between nuclear fuel and compute‑driven energy demand.

compuranium

noun
Uranium whose primary economic purpose is to fuel nuclear reactors that generate electricity for large‑scale computing infrastructure, especially AI data centers.

Example:
“With AI energy demand exploding, utilities are turning to compuranium to keep data centers running.”

by DrWesYoung March 15, 2026