Covid-👻

When diehard party-goers insist on attending a Halloween party in the midst of the pandemic, because they conspiratorially claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of ghosts and spirits here on Earth and in Hell.

To fight Covid-👻, both QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists are reluctantly wearing “frightening” masks this Halloween to scare off the Wuhan virus.

by Covido October 30, 2020

Covid-🧬👁

When a few countries with the capability of developing a Covid-19 vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on each other’s research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The notorious Covid-🧬👁 perpetrators are Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the dirty spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🦜

When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.

If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.

by Covido December 12, 2020

Covid-🇺🇸

When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwide—when leaders’ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.

Covid-🇺🇸 exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.

by Covido December 15, 2020

Chloviding

The awkward yet awesome phase between friendship and dating when you are making out and staying over at each others places, but aren't really exclusive. Sometimes includes overly jealous ex-boyfriends, and the very inconvenient lack of condoms.

Bob: "Hey, I heard Janet and Rick are having regular casual sex, is that true?"

Jane: "Nah, i think they actually like each other, but are too awkward to actually ask each other out. They might just be chloviding."

by otakuchica September 28, 2009

COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.

Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA

by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020

covidcidense

A combination of symptoms that leads one to think that it is a case of COVID-19, only for later tests to show that it was only... Anything else.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidense

by Patient48 March 15, 2020