god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.

John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.

by Eggcleary June 27, 2022

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

Harry Church

Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black

Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church"
Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!

by BlackObama March 5, 2022

night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017