chode 

A penis that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

chode by martinevans August 21, 2006

Chode 

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

Chode by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

Chode 

A chode is either:

1)A small fat person

2)A dick wider than t is long

3)The area between ur genitals and arse

1)shes a ryt chode

2)He told me 2 suk his chode

3)Ur mum lickd my chode

Chode by floyd94 January 14, 2009

Chode 

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

Chode by Tiffany Hodge May 6, 2009

Chode 

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

Chode by Wazakra February 18, 2011

chodechonger 

to suck cock

Big ron is a chodechonger, he could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

chodechonger by Dj tron July 17, 2003

chodehuffer 

One who huffs chodes

jaay is king chodehuffer

chodehuffer by ded August 31, 2003