Carpie

A fishy situation,

Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous

I got into a carpie thats why im late

Jordan seems kinda carpie

by uwuaca January 13, 2022

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Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

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carpet muncher • Carp • carpet • carpet bomb • Carpet Bombing • carpetbagger • carpe diem • carpet burn • carpenter • Carpet Shark

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022

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Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

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carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022

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