Definitions by SmellingSalts69
carpet croaker
Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
carpet croaker by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022