bite sized

the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick

hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized

by Michelle Mawyin December 24, 2007

nail biter

A woman sexy enough that you would bite your fingernails hours after playing with her just to remember the experience.

"I can't wait until I can get home and taste my fingernails.

by vince January 14, 2004

snake bites

Two piercings that are on the front/top of the tounge.
BUT
are most commonly seen on each end of the lip.

Joe: Whoah! look at that girls snake bites.

Steve:YES!Im gonna get some tonight!

by teshara October 12, 2006

Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008

Bitejob

A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.

Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".

by ZacTheCannibal November 30, 2017

grundel bite

(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.

Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!

by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005

cock bite

Where you get a blow job and your lass chokes on your dick and bites. Ouch!!!

Ma lass giv me a cock bite last nite dude u dont wanna try it.

by azza.06 July 2, 2006