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Bikejob
The process of seducing an unknown member of the opposite sex and getting them to fellate you whilst sitting on a bike.
1) I was taking my new Schwinn out for a ride last night and came across a jogger, whom I seduced to the point of receiving a bikejob.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
Bikejob by Hybrid1989 March 21, 2009
bite job
Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
bite job by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008
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