APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 07, 2008
by Oski_parkour February 21, 2024
Team name for fantasy football team whose owner likes to be on the receiving end in a dirty dolphin.
by Relatively Yours October 11, 2013
Girl 1: i heard she has a dry AP
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: search it on urban dictionary you dumb bitch
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: search it on urban dictionary you dumb bitch
by ae0ng August 09, 2021
a boring class that the teacher usually was a theater director. unless you like english or are a kiss ass you will hate the class
Cindy: "This class is the most boring thing I've taken."
Paul: "Is it AP Language?"
Cindy: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Paul: "You just said boring class"
Paul: "Is it AP Language?"
Cindy: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Paul: "You just said boring class"
by chipppppper May 27, 2021
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 03, 2023