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apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier
Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm
by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017
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approx-a-box

1.) A box meant to contain information, but is not actually large enough to hold aforementioned information. Can be found on College Board AP tests.

2.) A box, also meant to hold information, but the information is "approximated". Can pertain to weight, past drug use, sexual preference, ect.
1.
Hunter: How the hell am I supposed to fit this huge sticker on this little square on my AP test?
Katie: It's an approx-a-box, figure your shit out.
Hunter: Friggin huge sticker!

2.
Hunter: Why does your application say you're 105 lbs, never done drugs, and you strictly date men?
Katie: Dude, it's an approx-a-box.
Hunter: Oh, ok.
by Hgray May 5, 2009
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pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.
Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
by woodchipper June 23, 2008
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Apolonized

a-POL-o-nized

To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.

To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.

To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.

Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno

Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!

Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
by MzMarketing February 19, 2010
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apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.
Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.
by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012
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half apps

An abbreviation for "Half Appetizers" at the restaurant Applebees. Served after 9pm on weekdays and 10 pm on weekends.
"Hey Alex are you free tonight?"
"Yeah why what do you want to do?"
"Want to go out to half apps?"

"Sure that's great"
by A. Bambee June 24, 2016
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Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.
guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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