Definitions by Hgray

vaginal applause 

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

vaginal applause by Hgray May 31, 2011

garbage tetris 

When you know the trash can is full well beyond the point of needing to be emptied, but you still try to fit whatever you can into it, by fitting it in like a game of tetris.

Me: Quit playing garbage tetris, and just empty the trash can out.
You: God, I hate this.

garbage tetris by Hgray January 27, 2010

Beagle 

A breakfast food. Shaped like a donut, delicious when smothered in cream cheese. A common mispronunciation is "bagel".

You: What are you eating?
Me: A beagle. Yummm.
You: Oh, that is just sick!
Me: But it's got cream cheese!

Beagle by Hgray June 5, 2009

approx-a-box 

1.) A box meant to contain information, but is not actually large enough to hold aforementioned information. Can be found on College Board AP tests.

2.) A box, also meant to hold information, but the information is "approximated". Can pertain to weight, past drug use, sexual preference, ect.

1.
Hunter: How the hell am I supposed to fit this huge sticker on this little square on my AP test?
Katie: It's an approx-a-box, figure your shit out.
Hunter: Friggin huge sticker!

2.
Hunter: Why does your application say you're 105 lbs, never done drugs, and you strictly date men?
Katie: Dude, it's an approx-a-box.
Hunter: Oh, ok.

approx-a-box by Hgray May 5, 2009