weather.com

n. A generalized term for any source of information that, though presenting a front of authenticity and reliability, actually ends up being incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun, as when a 90% prediction of thunderstorms causes a BBQ to be canceled yet it doesn't rain.
v. to present a front of authenticity and reliability, though ending up incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun.

After overhearing an attractive female compliment the same shirt that Ben would have worn had it not been for Tom's criticism, Ben chastised Tom for weather.com'ing his style choices.

by MicheleChircs October 7, 2007

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019

Bird watching

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line

Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around

by TrblMkr September 26, 2020

the wrist watch

the act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and asking people if they want to see your new Rolex.

Flanders: Hey Chunk do u want to see my new rolex?
Chunk: Yeah sure
Flanders:BAM!
Chunk: Cmon dude why did u have to give me the wrist watch?

by BBBalla30 December 15, 2008

weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

Watchdog

Watchdog is a Minecraft anticheat used on the Hypixel network server

person 1: hey want to play on the Hypixel network?
person 2: Sure, but what anticheat does the Minecraft hypixel server use?
person 1: Well, it uses the Watchdog anticheat
person 2: Good, lets play!

by TobbyHappy August 12, 2019

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017