wanker- berry

blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube

Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!

by LupinIII April 23, 2005

wankerific

wankerific means to me,... somone or something that is SO sexually exciting to a person, that it elicits a desire to masturbate, and/or someone that is SO FAR out of one's league, that the ONLY chance for sexual-satisfaction regarding said subject is likely to be wanking about them.

Felicia is so HOT, she is the ultimate in wankerific bait-!

by DUG853 April 22, 2006

Flinging Wanger

The flinging wanger is a tampon that is projected across the room in a very public place. The more people in the area, the better.

"Dude, Tom just did a flinging wanger in Math class!"

by Relavancy April 6, 2010

Wafer

When two entities of wafers hypothetically rip off their rigid, external cover and collide into each other's warm, explosively attractive insides without considering location, witnesses, and time.

a vanilla wafer is walking down the street, and shes sees a neopolitan wafer with strawberry, vanilla & chocolate
and it goes "oh my, my n.wafer has a sexy 3 pack"
and they both take off your front cookies & "collide"

by Jassoonnnn July 15, 2006

walton-wanker

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.

that jake lad is a right walton-wanker

by wigan_lass February 4, 2009

White Bottom Wanker

Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.

1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”

by liamgallagher1991 December 27, 2022

Thunder Wanker

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004