What are you, a Ron?!

To over examine something so much to a point where you/everyone wants to punch the guy in the face.

Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!

by Count_Dooku January 26, 2010

What in the hell?

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

by Travesty360 May 3, 2012

what doin

1) Tell someone to stop doing what they are doing

2) Literally, asking someone whats up.

1) "Hey bro what doin! Not cool bro"

2) "Hey bro, what doin?"

"Nothing much man"

by immortal2216 September 23, 2013

What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015

What? I'm hot.

What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.

My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.

by Who knew glasses looked sexy? May 30, 2016

What A Catch, Donnie

A triggering song that CrankThatFrank knew that he would get triggered by it sooner or later

"No! I just got What A Catch, Donnie-d! I got caught! I knew this would happen sooner or later..."

by Frnkiiero November 6, 2017

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009