Dirty Walther

A guy who you like but whose girlfriend hates you for no reason.

That’s a Dirty Walther over there.

by 69THAT69GUY69 February 10, 2025

California wealthy

When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living

My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy

by drewbbles January 15, 2026

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

Get your Walton on

Having sex in the bathroom stall at a Wal-Mart.

I could have gone my entire life without overhearing you two total strangers get your Walton on, but our God is a merciless and unforgiving God.

by Amphiprison October 9, 2017

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 13, 2018

Pulled a Walter

When someone completely destroys a bathroom with the foulest stench. A stench so rancid, it will surely traumatize ...even the worlds toughest individual.

Once he mentioned his prairie dog, I had no doubt who had Pulled a Walter!

by Fitzperfectly August 31, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018