Twat Corn 

The glob of white goop that sometimes develops on the penis during vaginal sex.

I was boning your mom last night and there was some serious twat corn popping.

Twat Corn by Zombie Messiah September 26, 2008

Twat Tax

The act of paying for your own idiocy

For example, if you have left your keys in the house, and ended up locked out, you'll have to call a 24 hour locksmith to get back in, you'll probably have to pay the guy £80.

That £80 is £80 twat tax.

The opposite of twat tax would be if you put on a pair of jeans you haven't worn in a while, and you find some money in the pockets, that can be known as a Twat Tax Rebait

Twat Tax by Whizz! February 19, 2012

twat waffel 

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".

i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch

twat waffel by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006

twat wrangler 

A hunter of camel toes

That nasty ass bitch is such a twat wrangler, I'm surprised she hasn't gone to the zoo and chopped off the camel's feet. She likes to wrangle twats that much.

twat wrangler by Jeff Creen September 9, 2003

twat swatter 

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

twat swatter by shellyblack May 18, 2009

twat block 

when a woman cock blocks another woman. TWAT BLOCK.

GIRL - HEY WANT TO GO TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?
BOY- SURE WANNA GO WRITE NOW?
GIRLS FRIEND- SORRY WE GOT TO GO WALK MY DOG.
BOY- OK THEN BYE.

TWAT BLOCK

twat block by TRIXSTER45 December 8, 2010

twat on head 

to hit someone over the head,

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.

twat on head by Anonymous November 8, 2003