lemon turd

a more imaginative way of saying lemon curd.

"Pass the lemon turd."

by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008

turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Turd Chunk

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd

1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.

by Rob Armsrong November 5, 2004

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

Turd Urchin

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

by Rouxlette February 8, 2010

Turd Souffle

A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve

It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle

by Party Weasel October 13, 2010