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How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

no touch top 

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.
Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.
no touch top by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

The Touch 

An amazing short film, made in an amazingly short amount of time with an amazingly low budget. Tells the story of Lucas, and his day running from a mysterious stranger known only as "The Touch". Made using pirated music so illegal to exhibet publicly, but several copies of the dvd are in circulation(mostly in the Toronto area). Honestly, if you get ahold of a copy, you are indeed a lucky one.
'oh my god, i just watched 'The Touch', and almost pissed myslef. I wish i knew those handsome men staring in it' - some chick.
The Touch by SlackerApathy September 13, 2005

Angels Touch 

When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.
He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.
Angels Touch by OofandIoop June 16, 2019

light touch 

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air
the light touch is the ultimate fatality
light touch by freakynetizen December 25, 2007

Anti-Midas Touch 

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
Anti-Midas Touch by 50 Spence October 23, 2017