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The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.
You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

Jolly Rancher Tongue Twister

v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel 

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

forked tongue 

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.
I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

Making Tongue Babies

To make out passionately another person
Man, if she was here for NYE, we totally would be making tongue babies right now

table tongue 

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
table tongue by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014