4 definitions by SpasticMicrophone

Homework

A thing that teachers say will help you in the future because they're too lazy to try and teach in an interesting and memorable way. The only way to solve the problem is to be in a good school (like a democratic one), but good schools are rare.

Most teachers can't teach very well, so they give out homework

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014

Batman and Robin

The worst batman movie ever

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Batman and robin?

Guy 2: Yeah, that movie fucking sucks

by SpasticMicrophone April 15, 2014

democratic school

A certain type of school that lets you pick your own subjects and classes (you can even not go to a class if you want to), gives it's students a voice and gives them a bigger part in it's decisions. It makes students have more responsibility on their life instead of forcing it on them like normal schools.

Me: I'm moving to a democratic school!

Friend: Oh man, you're so lucky!

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014

table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014