Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.

Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now

by Uncorruptedmikey October 8, 2021

Brain Case

noun. the human skull or head

Cory slipped and broke open his brain case all over my kitchen.

by Big Poppa Frost October 11, 2007

Gains brain

When you’re so exhausted after the gym that your brain stops functioning correctly

Bro, I can’t remember what I was going to do tonight. I have gains brain after that killer workout!

by Fitter26 December 11, 2019

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Broken Brain

The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.

Broken brain!?
Buh bye...like a racehorse with a broken leg. IMMEDIATELY; right there on the track.

by YAWA May 19, 2022

Brain dumping

Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.

Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.

Person 2: Fuck you saying.

by yappestyapper July 19, 2023

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023