Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Nippin' Titties

When you're horny and you're nipples get hard. Similar to getting a boner.

Alex is always so god damn horny he's always nippin' titties. Maybe it'a because he lacks a penis.

by Micah's Girlfriend and Such. September 18, 2010

Sweet titties

To be shocked

I done your dad last night ......... SWEET TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bazelberry August 6, 2011

Waterbed Titties

Mammory glands that lack firmness and are easily manipulated by gravity. Not supple.

Latavius: "Damn bitch, those waterbed titties leaked all over my carpet last night. "

Jerome: Damn, her titties that saggy?

Latavius: Affirmative.

by Joseph theodore April 1, 2013

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

Bangin titties

A way of proclaiming the imense awesomeness of a situation, object, person, feature, and most nouns.

Waitress: How was your meal?

You: It was bangin titties

Ex)

Friend: There giving out free slurpees today at 711.

You: really? That's bangin titties.

by Jimmy two taints August 10, 2013

Zitty-titties

When a female has large amounts of zits on her breasts they are referred to as zitty-titties. Also known as rackne.

Did you see Lisa in her zip down top? The zipper was too low and her zitty-titties were all showing.

by MiscG September 1, 2013