A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
Get the SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) mug.When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
Get the Strictly Straight mug.A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.
Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
by ccrombeye June 11, 2023
Get the zesty straight mug.Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"
Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"
Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.
Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"
Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.
by Cody Humphrey February 22, 2009
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