Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

Status quo Joe

Post Trump President who's not going to change anything

I voted for Status quo Joe

by EricIvan November 9, 2020

Statuist

adjective:

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a statue, sculpture, or memorial slabs often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.

noun:

a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward statues or memorials of any kind often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.

adj: "The heck's wrong with those darn statuist kids?! They desecrated all over that there WWII monument!!"
noun: "Christopher Columbus statues have been beheaded & pulled down by vicious statuists all across America"

by 8ofSpades December 3, 2020

Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.

"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."

by WorkingWorkerAtOnBreak@Work June 7, 2021

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.

Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021