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Moose and Squirrel

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady
Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.
by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016
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Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....
by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 16, 2003
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Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.
Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?
by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007
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Squirrel

Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
"Dude, stop being such a squirrel."
by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008
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Squirrel Cage

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts
Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!
by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010
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Squirrelling

verb. Sexual activity between two or more people in a hyper squirrel like manner.
It was a cold rainy day, so Kala and I squirrelled by the fire and then nested the rest of the night.

The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.

Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.

The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.
by Dr Bary March 30, 2012
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Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.
Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!
by Stephanie January 1, 2005
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