squishy squirrel 

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.

Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.

squishy squirrel by doobersmacker August 2, 2010

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

SUICIDE SQUIRREL by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Algerian Squirrel 

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

Algerian Squirrel by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Buffet Squirrel 

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer

Buffet Squirrel by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019

dirt squirrel

A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.

" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"

dirt squirrel by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.

"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"

Dirt Squirrel by GLfoLife April 30, 2013

ice squirrel

A large wilabeast looking john Jorgenson acting hillbilly country slut with and abnormally large sphinkter with a sex drive the size of a blue whale regularly spotted in small towns such as weyauwega wi

Damn Darrel would u just look at the set of swamppers on that knarly ice squirrel

ice squirrel by Wildbillyhank May 20, 2018