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A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
by DMort December 09, 2010
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016
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1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'
by whiskymack January 09, 2004
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A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of
by mredh1979 June 10, 2011
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Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.
"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."
by amac March 31, 2005
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a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."


"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
by New Country Mornings May 03, 2016
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