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A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
by DMort December 09, 2010
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1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'
by whiskymack January 09, 2004
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A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com
by mredh1979 June 10, 2011
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Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.
"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."
by amac March 31, 2005
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a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

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"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016
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Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008
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