shit sucker

lawyer

my lawer is a real shit sucker

by skip March 31, 2003

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

soccer

... is to sport like riverdance is to the performing arts. Yes, it does take some skill, they don't use their arms AND it is incredibly boring.

Also known for

- players taking melodramatic dives to get a penalty
- curing insomnea
- having only 3 real rules, one of which no-one can actually explain (off side)
- fans who start riots

Thank God for William Webb Ellis, the first soccer player to realise how stupid the game was and picked up the ball.

If you want to keep a ball in the air for 10 minutes, buy a hackeysack. That's as relevant to playing soccer as spinning a basketball on one finger is to playing basketball.

It's not all bad. After all, without soccer, there'd be no "soccer mums" and you know you like them !

I went to a soccer game the other day and fell asleep instantly. At full time my friend woke me. I asked if I had missed anything and he said "nil all draw - but the grass grew a bit".

Next time I'll go to something entertaining, like Netball, Rugby League, Hockey (ice or field), Lingerie League etc.

by E_Z_Fleece November 14, 2011

spook sucker

white woman that sucks a black mans dick. white chicks that long to suck a black dick.

kim kardashian is a spook sucker along with heidi klum

by skwiggle December 21, 2009

Trailer Park Shocker

One in the pink and two in the stink.

"She had a fat flabby ass hole, so I did the switcharoo with the shocker".

by Stewlicious August 23, 2004

Stocker

A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.

Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

sucker

a fat kid from alberta who got played by his online girlfriend

see cheater

ex. *sighs*

wow, that sucker from kittyradio sure is fat

by navy December 6, 2004