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Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo
by Tall best friend October 14, 2021
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Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th
It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*
by Wake up child April 30, 2022
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National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!
by volanta May 27, 2023
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short-time

refers to a transaction with asian bar girlsLBFMlittle brown fucking machinesworking girls wherein the gal will go with a customer to engage in sex, and leave them shortly thereafter, most likely to return to the bar to find another customer, dance with her girfriends, and perhaps snack on some fried beetles. As opposed to long time, which denotes spending the night, which carries with it the promise of multiple sessions or acts of pleasure.
Nigel was really mao(drunk) and he bar-fined Ooi and Nok and took them to a short-time hotel for two lady sex.
by Sacabua September 21, 2006
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martin short

My new jags absolutely Martin Short
by oracle March 12, 2004
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short

to sell a security in anticipation of price decline
i got rich shorting enron stock
by deadcat June 10, 2003
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Shortcake

a nickname of one of the coolest people in the world

also including rainbow, gingersnapp, oreo, and chocolate chip
shortcake, from the irrisistble sweets, definately should be blonde
by <3Gingersnapp<3 January 28, 2009
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