second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 19, 2009

2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

by chef t July 31, 2006

5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 6, 2006

second base

the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex

(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?

by Semigoth_anarchist September 18, 2005

second gen

1. A joint that is rolled of second generation weed, which is weed from the roach, or a butt of a joint or blunt.
2. Weed from roaches

1. "Shit, I'm out of green. Guess it's time to roll some second gen."
2. "So there I was, on the crapper with six roaches' worth of second gen on the cover of the Mac Addict in my lap, when grandma busts in the door, and I says, 'Granny, don't!'"

by Insecure Sober January 14, 2006

second second life

A virtual world for people outside of reality to move even farther out of reality

This is second second life, its for people who want to move farther out of reality

by Yznal November 15, 2007

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004