sloppy-whore

a person who has a very large vaginal hole due to extensive sex with multiple partners

tammy pickering

by she devil September 21, 2003

Sloppenheimer

A vile and unspeakable dump that renders the bathroom uninhabitable for a half hour or longer. The stench from the impact zone is not be limited to the bathroom. It may linger throughout the house and force retreat to safe, non-corrupted zones. The vileness scoffs at the opening of any mere window or scent spray. Total evacuation is the only solution.

Mom (coughing): "Don't go in the bathroom, Anthony! Your father dropped a real Sloppenheimer! I wouldn't be surprised if the paint on the walls started peeling!"

Dad: "I am become death. Destroyer of worlds."

by Gapeshot 4.0 June 1, 2023

sloppy bitch

a messy drunk; female

sung to the mickey mouse them:
S-L-O-P-P-Y B-I-T-C-H!

Did you see michelle last night? what a sloppy bitch!!

by Jacqueline&Sarah July 21, 2004

sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.

Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.

by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005

Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."

That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.

by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007

Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009

Sloppy Nacho

A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.

Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.

by bizm January 8, 2018