Sleep Typing

Just typing when sleeping on your freaking keyboard

me:Hello?
My brother: idhaoihdeioahiodshwuahsiudwhsakhdkjwhkskadbwidideidieohdaohdowhidshodhwoidhsiohaoiwhofhoehoshdihaohsdoihwoiahiodh enteirnenrnerinerienrer0210129019201921
me: wth are you sleep typing 0_0

by Abdallayes January 22, 2021

Anti-Sleep

when you feel awake/hyper despite actually being tired

Im on anti-sleep rn, im too hyper.

by CandiedBees February 19, 2021

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.

" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"

by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021

Sleep deprivation

Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;

Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?

Jeff: Yeah I think so

Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun

by booblover69420 May 9, 2021

Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.

James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."

by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023