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Robert

Wow, Robert is an asshole.
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Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.
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The Uncle Roger

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.
I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.
by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021
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Jolly Roger

jol-ee roj-er

-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;

usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"
1. That was a great game tonight! I can't wait to go home and get a Jolly Roger from my wife;
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.
by J McPott October 11, 2010
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Robert

U already know Robert is a bitch
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Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.
by EI Dongo May 27, 2020
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Jolly Rogering

when your standing in the shower and you rub butts with your g/f and it just feels odd and really slippery.
she bends over for the soap and instead ramming your penis in her butt, you turn around, push your butt against hers and jolly roger the shit outta her.

Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
by BostonStrangler22 October 7, 2008
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