A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
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Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.
Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.
Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.
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Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
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