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Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.
Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'
by daleicious October 30, 2010
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Retardcore

Retardcore is music composed out of lels rather than notes, or braindance music for people without brains, or the ability to dance
Person1: flushes the bass and hardcore dances grabbing beer and plays toiletar tunes

Person2: Wow nice avant-garde experimental abstract postmodern dadaist anti-pop retardcore TOIlETAR playin Tezzor

Person1: *plays toiletar of de amen break*

Person 3: yo hit de lels :^)
by Snowblindraw May 16, 2018
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oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering
"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."
by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011
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F Bomb Retard

Phrase that indicating ones stupidity and imaturity by refusing to used the word "fuck"
Substituting swearing for ridiclous infantile phrases instead .
Also watch out for "gosh almighty"
"Go straight to Heck"
"Oh sugar"

"oh Poo"
"wow thats a lots of F bombs ,sir"

"Its actually pronounced FUCK you cowardly F Bomb Retard"
by dregj December 31, 2011
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retard

Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD
Hes acting like a retard
by Mackdaddy 14 June 9, 2010
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Hello Kitty Retard

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'
"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"
by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010
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Retardid

You are retardid” wrote the Trump supporter
by Intellect alert August 10, 2018
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