real

The act of being emotionally finished with someone or something to the point of violence.

You betta stop, b'fore it gets real up in here

by De'shawn September 14, 2016

Realcasm

When a person says something serious, but hides it using sarcasm.

Girl1: "I tots just saw the way you were looking at your ex! You def still have feelings for him!"

Girl2: "Oh yeah. You're right. I'm still madly in love with him."

Girl1: "I knew it!"

Girl2: "You're so f-ing dumb. That was sarcasm."

Girl1: "No, that was realcasm."

by GGnumero3 July 26, 2009

Real Trap Sh*t

A phrase that came about in 2012 when Trap (music genre) started incorporating it into hit trap songs. Real Trap Sh*t is used by people who are very familiar with the genre and have learned to distinguish between real trap and mainstream commercial beats.

ex. 1
Girl: Oh my god you should listen to this Little Wayne instrumental!
Boy: John Doe: Sorry I only listen to real trap sh*t.

ex. 2
Girl: Baby, are we going to the concert?
Boy: Is Flosstradamus headlining?

Girl: Babe, it's a church concert.
Boy: #nope #realtrapsh*t #only #plurnt

by Non_Serviam November 24, 2013

The Real Bermuda Triangle

One girl lies on the floor, another girl gets on her knees, spreading her legs whilst the girl on the floor eats her out, meanwhile a man inserts an erect penis into the girl on the floors vagina and makes out with the girl getting eaten out.

John(says to two girls): Hey, wanna do the real bermuda triangle.
One girl: (while getting on the ground)Sure

by My Name Is Glocoma January 4, 2007

Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate

Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.

by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010

hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

by Mega Millions August 10, 2010