Evil Russian Politics Husbands: Putin + Surkov = Purkov.
The dynamic is amazing: Putin, the altogether more immediately terrifying one, and the charming little Surkov, with his baby face and “éminence grise” status. I can imagine Putin spoling him and indulging his whims; too bad Surkov’s whims would probably involve oppressing people
The dynamic is amazing: Putin, the altogether more immediately terrifying one, and the charming little Surkov, with his baby face and “éminence grise” status. I can imagine Putin spoling him and indulging his whims; too bad Surkov’s whims would probably involve oppressing people
Did you see that picture of Slavik and Vova at that meeting? They were about to engage in the world's most epic game of footsies! Purkov is just adorable!
by Kremlin Cupcake June 10, 2011
Get the Purkov mug.(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.
Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.
Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.
Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.
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I'm going to walk my Purtle.
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by Chief Purple September 15, 2013
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My boy was making me feel good until his mom came home with the new Xbox and he went to the other room, leaving me with purple ovaries.
by Spacemeow November 26, 2013
Get the Purple ovaries mug.'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.
Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'
A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'
A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"
Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."
Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."
Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014
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