professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Processing

An open source programming environment for visually oriented applications, created in 2001 by Casey Reas and Benjamin Fry from MIT Media Lab .

Processing is easy to get started for beginners for creating simple graphics.

by swrfyhuj May 8, 2023

Process

I mean how well are the able to process getting molested by a priest? Because maybe if they did WHAT I TOLD THEM they would, oh I donno, stop getting molested sooner?

Hym "Hey, how well do kids process the fact that if they don't do what their priest say they are going to burn in hell forever? Do 5 year olds go to church? What kind of peripheral effect does the idea that if you don't do a-the bible they are going to suffer forever in a lake of fire have on the kids of the people who don't believe that THAT is something kids should not be taught?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Process

Again, what would it mean fot a child to "know how to process" Transgenderism?

Hym "Would they have to come to the conclusion that transgenderism is wrong? Is that what it means to you to "properly process" transgenderism? For a child to "properly process transgenderism" they would need to form the conclusion I want them to form, therefore, they need to be kept away from things that prevent them from drawing the conclusion I want them to draw. That ☝️ is your position. And it's ridiculous. I mean, they are ALREADY treaching the thing you want them not to teach. Are your kids trans? They are not conversion therapy-ing your kids into homos you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 3, 2023

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023