poleitician  

A stripper.

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician

poleitician by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009

Poleepkwa 

A breed of alien species that became the first, undeniable contact between humans and aliens. They were first discovered inside their UFO hovering over Johannesburg.

They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.

The Poleepkwa took my wife away yesterday, but gave her back today. She has a slight limp.

Poleepkwa by 2009ends September 21, 2009

All poles no holes 

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

All poles no holes by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

polecracker

A word used to describe black people fishing with a cane pole in the creek.

“Dang that polecracker is tearing the perch up”

polecracker by Fred Fuzzell January 9, 2021

Polested 

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

polevaulters 

badass, hot body, enjoys pain,
extreme, fastest, strongest, most likely to
recieve multiple hospital bills, crazy, confident,
often attracts to other vaulters, friendly, outgoing.

Polevaulters are the greatest people living.

polevaulters by borntovault December 24, 2008

Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.

I had a polegasm in PE

Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010