Penis

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 13, 2021

penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

Pennsic

Pennsic is a short term for "Pennsic War", the world's largest SCA event.

For the sake of simplicity, "Pennsic" is used instead of "Pennsic War" in conversation and Casual writings.

There are people from all over the world who attend Pennsic.

Hey, Gywn, are you going to Pennsic this year?

by TL Nicolette Lugdun (MKA S. Nicole Logsdon) July 29, 2004

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Penon

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

pendsexual

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

penatoid

(Noun) 1. Any campy worm-like/shaped sci-fi creature 2. A beasty vaguely shape like a man’s member 3. Spitting angry, one-eyed trouser snake

The blonde scream queen in that 1950s sci-fi flick was chased by penatoids from Mars.

by rladlof December 16, 2009