Jewish pain

When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.

1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!

2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!

by GoodJewishBoy January 1, 2013

Oonagh Paige Heard

Technical term - Spawn of the Devil (Amber Heard)

Can also mean: no hope

Oonagh Paige Heard was doomed From the beginning.

Yeah she had no hope.

by .....:) July 2, 2021

Eat Past the Pain

Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.

Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!

Or

Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!

by Colejl December 6, 2012

Pain

Pain is pleasure. The knid of pleasure that is so intence that only your mind can comprehend it and your body feel it. That is true pain. The pain of lust, love, sex, and happyness.

When you fall so in-love that it makes you hurt when that person is not around.

by Joe Hill January 3, 2004

pain-wimp

Someone who is a big fat baby when it comes to pain of any kind.When every headache is a migraine and every sprain is a break.

"My boyfriend is such a pain-wimp! I punched him in his stomach and he was all doubled-over..."

by Nastina September 24, 2005

Paigesque

Paige like, something a Paige would be seen doing or saying.

Oh that saying is very Paigesque

by cjc0007 January 1, 2010

Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

by bulldogops December 6, 2011