Notellem

When someone asks you where you caught your fish , you reply " north fork of the Notellem " ...it sounds very similar to real river and creek names but it is a red herring - No Tell Em' . It's a way to keep crowds from your spot .

Report chaser - " that's a nice bunch of trout . Where did you catch them ? "

Real fisherman that finds his own spots - " oh, about 5 miles up the north fork of the Notellem' "

by Yabo123 February 8, 2024

nofeesnofunding incorporated

A Large dummy corporation that is invisible keeps records of real banking and financial transactions requests from real and or supposed funding requests and offers won't release the relevant funding to an accessible banking system until fees are paid while a complimentary, local financial system through some sort of mixed thought local and or foreign government won't parse the fees allowance supplement criteria due to maturity of the relevant bank account to explore the financial receipts offered through payments and or yet to be explored fraud after payments, where its not fraud while the fees haven't been paid, where a report may only be taken seriously after money has been paid out and funds have not been received by the relevant fee payer for the financial services on offer where multiple corporations keep building little financial paywalls around the free request free receive functionality, especially for unsuspecting graduates in the post employment pre-employment law block arena with no access to anything on a redirected and or referred arguments handler application placeholder which is not equipped to render the appropriate solutions where escalations press c++ into undesirable event types. It leads to a request into a type of social network of various types of personal that have the various unlocking functions and is more of an element of appropriateness or persuasion and data presentation rather that an ask and receive functionality.

I suspect that if I had an up to date accounting system where I paid the fees and loaded all the various transactions and or suppliers of funds and made some dummy payments and transactions and purchase orders and salaries and payments to use as protective data I have a feeling that nofeesnofunding incorporated would have made and or received some accessible bank finance to use.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 10, 2023

Note 7

Only phone to be used as an explosive.
Miniature nuke.

The Note 7 was used to blow up the enemies.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

by S8tansanus May 22, 2024

Noted

To take notes or to keep a thought when you feel a great sexual pleasure.

Friend #1... "Dude did you see that guys ass!? It was humongous!"

Friend #2... "Noted..."

by UdderTugger May 24, 2024

Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong

my mom is a notebook checking parents

by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024