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monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013
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Monkey Tuna

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
by code313 May 26, 2014
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monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum
Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket
by Words make us feel January 8, 2014
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monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.
Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!
by Suh_connor August 2, 2016
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monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.
by Dakota383b April 30, 2016
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8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017
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Monkey rot

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece
Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe
by Mozza82 November 14, 2017
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