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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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Matsuda

Coming from a character from the Anime series Death Note, a Matsuda is an endearingly inept individual who tries too hard at his job and ends up only making things worse. There are rare occasions when his impulsive behavior moves things forward, but these are far and few between. He is, however, the best at getting coffee for his co-workers.
Guy 1: How's the new guy doing?

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Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.
Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.
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