mongameli

The pengest chocolate man u will ever see. He is cheeky good looking and Hella sexy.

Omg did u see that mongameli he is pengers

by Hiporjdg May 10, 2018

Mongrat

A very messy and overall gross human. They try their best to exist, but just cant do it quite right. Mongrats often have a disgusting quality such as: hair, lankiness, clothing, stench, uncleanliness, etc. Some even exhibit multiple traits! Mongrats are often seen complaining or in a bad mood; watch out because they have a very small temper. They also cry when getting passionate, including when angered. Not to fear though! Mongrats are typically very weak, both muscularly and mentally. Mongrats also tend to avoid conflict, are generally very scared of their surroundings and tend to keep to themselves. The majority of Mongrats are also hopeless romantics, and usually show attraction to multiple genders.

Oh my god... Do you see how Blake is dressed today? And- OH GOD! The stench! Does he shower? He is such a filthy mongrat.

by JDB03 March 17, 2020

Ass Mongol

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

Parking-Lot Mongoloids

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.

Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.

by LostDakota June 19, 2008

mongrel

a rather unexplainable term used when you really dont like a person. marked by ugliness, rudeness, fatness, etc.

She is such a mongrel!

by mdoarngiaenlle March 14, 2009

mongolian mud worm

During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze

Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down

by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008