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linear jerk 

Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".

The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".
Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
linear jerk by J-P- October 3, 2006
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Meanie-Jerk Face 

A person that is disguisting in every way possilbe. One that is an anouyance to people, and such. Most the time they are just acting in a stupid manner. But on rare occasions it is truely ment that someone is a id DUMBA**
*You are such A stupid, ignorent, foolish,........MEANIE-JERK FACE!!!!
Meanie-Jerk Face by LostxPuppy! August 21, 2008
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Hookie Jerk 

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
Hookie Jerk by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

circle jerk 

A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.
Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.

Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?
circle jerk by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009

Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

guilt jerk 

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.
"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
guilt jerk by thentheresmee January 25, 2010

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?
Frosty Jerk by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010