the most perfect guy in the world hes sweet caring loving and listens. he love his girlfriend and god equally. he can sing dance and blow you away. hes the guy all girls want and all girls need. he looks at the personality in girls instead of appereance(though both woul be nice). hes the type of person you can see becoming ffamous has a passoin 4 music and is very talented. he likes 2 make girls feel special about them self but is also very loyal to his girlfriend. hes romantic sweet and understanding. hes the type a person you can spend all day talking to and i love him forever. he cares about his parents and is a very loyal friend. hes the most perfect guy you can ever meet. dont ever let this guy go.
by datgangstachica September 9, 2010
Get the Joshua mug.No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)
by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011
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by DCJoyy October 3, 2009
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Get the Josh Richards mug.Joshua's are amazing guys who can sometimes worry way too much. They usually have green eyes and brown hair and they're great pillows. Although sometimes they may have low self confidence in themselves, they are amazing in every way. They tend to enjoy playing Starcraft2 and video games, and like things such as Pokemon and DBZ. Their favorite food typically consists of Buffalo Wings.
Girlfriend: You know.. he's just.. amazing.
Friend: Aww~ We don't care! Okay.. maybe we do.. I want a Joshua!
Friend: Aww~ We don't care! Okay.. maybe we do.. I want a Joshua!
by Someone.Secret August 29, 2010
Get the Joshua mug.The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever
also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever
i saw josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!
by josefxxx July 24, 2006
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