Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

by thelegacy November 20, 2007

Human Fan

When you get a really hard boner, you lie another women/man on the floor face down, stick your penis in their asshole and then have another man/women spin you around

"Push me i can do a Human Fan"

by Stan Donmy Richard April 27, 2010

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...

The human race is so wasteful.

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.

by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

Human Resources girls

essex girls who run around making tea for everyone because there was no jobs left at MacDonalds.

This one time, at band camp, i shoved a lucozade bottle up my pussy. Arent bottles fun...

by uncle super schlong June 12, 2003