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I don’t or never knew how to human
by That non-human May 3, 2018
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Your An Amazing Human

You
Your an amazing human.
by The Taco Nako November 15, 2020
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Human Microphone

A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
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human-android marriages

a hilarious statement made by a conservative MP of Canada stating that once we make gay marriages legal, polygamy , human-animal, and human-android marriages will come into effect because these are all part of their "rights".
"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"

"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
by W)RD< G August 3, 2004
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humanizer

The fabled one who finally brought balance to the world of electronic music. Also know as "that guy" or "hey you!"
I had cornflakes for breakfast, now i shall bath in some humanizer.
by mechanora January 20, 2004
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human inertia

human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.
Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.
by scottoff November 7, 2007
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humancentipad

the putting together of three humans mouth to anus with an iphone on the first person's head and an ipad at the last person's anus. also must be able to read.
awesome my humancentipad can read, shit into people's mouth, and play angry birds
by some1 kool June 10, 2011
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