Human Microphone 

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This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.

The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.

Human Microphone by Mako34 October 20, 2011

human penis 

you/reader

you are a HUMAN PENIS

human penis by some_fucker December 13, 2016

Human Suitcase 

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

Human Suitcase by Don Bigote March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.

Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

human suitcase by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Human woodchuck 

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

Human woodchuck by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Human Fire Hydrant 

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

Human Fire Hydrant by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

human music 

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"

Get ready mama and play dat funky human music

human music by Loafy churdnub March 3, 2017