Guitar

an instriment that helps people expresse themselves and let other people get there feelings too through any type of music

jimi hendrix played the guitar and made people feel good

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

guido

The complete misrepresentation of anything remotely italian because italians, who are actually from europe, have class and do not concentrate their energies on date rape, frollicking, steroids, expensive material items that no one else would buy, cheap girls (who share the same, uncanny resemblance), work construction (which anyone can do), the stupid blowout hear that makes them ALL look related (which may be taken into account due to their lack of intellect), frequenting clubs in NJ, NY, etc on a nightly basis, investing in working out and continuing to dress in those work-out clothes daily, wearing make-up that make them look like dead crack whores, fake tans that make them orange (if one dyes their hair green they will be less respectable umpa lumpas) and egotistical maniacs to the point where ALL of them should be sterilized to prevent further cultural contamination.

Who's the douche who looks like they stood in front of an industrial fan for too long?
That's an unecessary element of society, a guido.

Holy crap! How do I get rid of that guido?
An irish curb stomp usually clears those parasites out of the area.

by (/Leprechaun/) January 25, 2008

guitar

A stringed instrument that is a great thing to play and have fun with. 99% of all guitarists are musically illiterate. Infact, I play guitar and I can't read music, but I'm much better than any of my friends who can. Guitars are a great way to express yourself, have fun, get a good vibe goin, and impress buddies and chicks. And yes, guitars do pick chicks up.

Damn! Now that, is a sexy guitar. God, if that was a girl, I'd fuck it in a second.

by E-Money June 24, 2003

Guild Wars

A free MMORPG that focuses on Group combat as opposed to solo play. The game contains six classes that range from Warrior to Elementalist (Wizard) The game is based on playing for fun, not leveling to get an uberpowerful charecter. The game is still in beta and will be released April 28th. The game is only playable on special weekends termed beta weekends.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR GUILDWARS TO COME OUT!!
Oh man, the next beta isn't until april....... I'm SO BORED!
Dude, your elementalist ROCKS!
I can't wait to get to Lion's Arch.
I like Old Ascalon Better!

by Lectalist Flaminghands March 30, 2005

Guido

A guy who works out way too much, wears muscle shirts, has his hair slicked back, and has problems forming a coherent sentence.

"look at the guy by the bar, he is such a Guido"

by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003

The GuitarHeroPhenom

The Guitar Hero Phenom is a young kid by the name of Danny Johnson who is widley recognized as the best Guitar Hero Player in the world. In the fact, there is nobody who even comes close to posessing his ability. He has gotten 100% on virtually every song that has ever been on any Guitar Hero or Rockband game, and has the videos to prove it. He has posted at least 50 videos on youtube, where he goes by the name of "GuitarHeroPhenom." In these videos, he utilizes cool editing ticks where the veiwer is able to see his fingers hitting the buttons while they can see the note chart simultaneously. Also, his amazing guitar hero ability has brought him fame, as he has appeared on television and is in the Guinness Book of World Records.

"Yo man, Jameslikecoulter is sick at guitar hero but he's not even close to being as good at The GuitarHeroPhenom"

"Dude, The GuitarHeroPhenom FCed "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". I didn't think that was humanly possible!

by kdsjf891&% June 15, 2009

Guido

A certain type of douchebag that lives in the New York City metro and is usually of Italian descent (although in my town, some of the Guido-types are Irish, Jewish, Hispanic, or Eastern Europea in addition to Italian.) You can find him in Brooklyn, in Westchester, the Bronx, Long Island, New Jersey, Staten Island, etc.
They are known for driving fast, tricked-out cars like BMW's, with which they blast their God-awful techno music.
They can be spotted wearing spiked-up hair smothered in gel, and often go out for fake tans.
They sport clothes such as A|X (an alternative, Politically-correct term for Guidos in my town is "A|X kids.") They also wear wife-beaters (they're behavior mirrors the name of those clothes.)
They also carry around Nextels that make the awful chirping noises.
They are generally all-around assholes who smoke pot, drink, harass people, live frivilously off of their wealthy or middle class parents, and trash people's property.

"I just heard a Nextel, must be the Guidos again."

"Those Guidos were blasting their crappying techno by my house last night."

by I hate NYC-area subgroups July 31, 2006